1) DAMN YOU, sukino! I CAN'T HEAR THE SONG 'POKER FACE' WITHOUT THINKING OF SPOCK. I AM BLAMING YOU FOR THIS.

2) Furries? In my Congress? It's more likely than you think! Auuuuugh. Why a pedobear. Wryyyyyyyyyy??? And he's on LJ, too!

3) I need to get my hands on Advent Children Complete LIKE BURNING.

4) E3 didn't suck this year!

5) I'm hungry.

6) I wish I could afford the PSP Dissidia bundle from GameStop. T___T

7) WTF. It suddenly rained today, and the weather's been cooling down all week. It'll be in the 60s by Friday. I'm getting freaked out since last year at this time, we were in the scorching 100s. Well, at least the electricity bill is lower since we're not running the air conditioner.

8) ... a corollary to #6 sort of: I wish I could afford all the DS games that I want to buy. Like Henry Hatsworth, and Shin Megami Tensei, and everything else. *sigh*

9) Still hungry.

10) ... I've got nothin'.

A local council employee in Japan has been punished after it was discovered he had accessed porn websites at work more than 780,000 times in nine months.

Goddammit, Japan. This is why your country gets a bad name sometimes. I bet he is/was a 2channer. But seriously, 20 pages a minute? If he was jerking off too, either he has problems or he's really chafed.

And to prove it's just not people being horny...

An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

That sorta speaks for itself.

*looks over LQ Naruto chapter 293*

... no wonder everyone is bitching about Naruto's Four Tails form.

But, ha! No one can think I'm weird for writing furry pr0n now. It's CANON.


EDIT...

So I don't spamminate everyone today, here have a meme.

	Dear Cupid, This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
I played ‘seven minutes in heaven’ with Kodalai and Kaltia (at the same time) – and they had busy hands! Ponderosa121 and I had a sexy mud fight and I was victorious. I got a secret admirer letter that was written on the back of Iniq's report card.
So, as you can see, it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Suzume-sparrow fall in love with me this Valentine's day? Sincerely, windandwater
Take this Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
( or, take the 'adult' version at QuizUniverse.com )

EDIT'S FAVORITE GAY UNCLE...

The comments and such in this post now have SPOILERS and PICTURES for the current Naruto manga chapter.

askerian has been badgering me for the past hour to get me to write a drabble or something for her, based off of her lastest picture, which just happens to be a kitsune!Naruto/tanuki!Gaara/slutty!Sasu semi-chibi NOT WORKSAFE pic that she drew for me.

:3

Well, I have my ribs in the oven and nothing to do for the next hour, so I might as well appease the whining Asuka So-Uke. Bweheheheh.


Title: Dry Clean Only
Rated: ehhh... make it NC-17/M just in case
Pairing: GaaNaruSasu
Warnings: AU, humor, furriness (yay kitsune and tanuki!), nekkidness, threesomeness, knots (zomg if you don't know what this means, I'm SO not explaining it; Asuka will), implied sex, lots of cum

( Fur was such a bitch to clean )